How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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