I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
