Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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