Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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