i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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