Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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