Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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