Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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