This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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