do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i think i have two assholes
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he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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