Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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