doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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