Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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