This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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