walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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