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(702): View more from Nevada

Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.

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(813): View more from Florida

Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.

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(801): View more from Utah

She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.

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(516): View more from New York

id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though

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(+61): View more from Australia

i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..

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(734): View more from Michigan

He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.

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(310): View more from California

Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?

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(303): View more from Colorado

He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.

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