In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
