Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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