Old men and throwing up are my life now.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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