you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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