i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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