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quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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