Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I have aggressive nipples.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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