I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
