I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
