Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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