dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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