it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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