oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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