woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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