I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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