Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Every concussion has its silver lining
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Is Oprah even human
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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