I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
is this the sara with the beer cane?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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