I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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