apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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