So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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