I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Ladies don't puke and tell
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize