shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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