Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
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its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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