Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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