I bet he comes in French.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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