I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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