Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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