Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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