sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
