Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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