isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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