That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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