so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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