saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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