I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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