You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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