Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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