i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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