Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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