is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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