talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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