this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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