weddingsv make me drug and hornr
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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