i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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